TAMIL Sardarji Jokes

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.


A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit.

She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids.

Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.

A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, "Ma'am," he said, "do all these children and this luggage belong to you?"

"Yes, sir," the lady said with a sigh. "They're all mine."

The customs agent began his interrogation "Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?"

"Sir," she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now."


James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says

"I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".

For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."


One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour.

They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form.

So the couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.

The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination.

On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form.

So once again young couple curiously asked - "What are you doing here?"

Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.

The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you're in Delhi?

Sardarji cooly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"


A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble.

His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.

He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.

He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple..................

"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.

I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.

Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord: "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award .

The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission.

He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best.

First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up.

Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion.

Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis.

The judges give up and decide to search for them.

They go into the forest.

After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree.

The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting,"Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion)

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)


This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

His friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?).

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?)


Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.


So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.

Can you guess what he might be thinking??

Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.

We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane.

Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled.

They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.

First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped.

Using the turban he slowly floated down.

Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently.

Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground.

He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".

Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled.

So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.