Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Bunta went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
santa - mei tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
GF - Kyo
santa - mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hai
GF - kaun hai
santa - meri bibi nd baache
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta: Dont worry, I have a one more.
HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Banta was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the
mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says
"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
CROCODILE BOOTS
Banta proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
LONG FLIGHT
Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Banta and hangs up!
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne pucha "kya kar rahe ho?" Santa: baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. santa who r u? Girl- seeta here. Santa are meine to chandigarh phone lagaya tha yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.
| sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... Still he was in jail. You know why? Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff! |
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| Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20... |
| Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha Banta: To fir bach gaya? santa:Yaad nahin hai bahut purani baaat hai |
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Sardar Son: O God! Please... |
| Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab. Sardar: Why are you praying for that? Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam. |
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Sardar: Sitting on The Top... |
| Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!! |
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